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sixpenceee:

Victor Noir is more famous for his death and his grave than for his life. He was a journalist who was shot dead. To mark his grave, a bronze statue of the man lying down as if just shot was erected. This statue has since become something of a fertility symbol.

Due to the naturalistic style of the sculpture there is a fold in Noir’s trousers which make him appear to be aroused. Myth says that placing a flower in the top hat after kissing the statue on the lips and rubbing its genital area will enhance fertility, bring a blissful sex life, or, in some versions, a husband within the year. This is located at the Père Lachaise cemetery in Paris

“Honey our pregnancy test came back negative we have to go rub the statue’s dick again”

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finnskywallker:

my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. that’s a mood babey

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ostracizedpoodle:

*gets down on one knee* will you go away 

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404-sjw-logic-not-found:

Jack Handy is probably one of my favorite people to read. 

Here’s why.

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Here’s the book for anyone who wants it. Good read. 10/10.

https://www.amazon.com/Deep-Thoughts-Inspiration-Jack-Handey/dp/0425133656/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1515193241&sr=8-1&keywords=deep+thoughts+jack+handey 

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“5 star Uber driver
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5 star Uber driver

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f-r-eckled:

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

that’s 110%

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thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing

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solongandthanksforallthefish42:
“ slytherinconservative:
“ cloudfreed:
“ elle-emeno-pee:
“ iscaro:
“i would buy this
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same tho
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this is like reverse sneaking out. sneak even further into your own home
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that knife-wielding murderer that i’ve...
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solongandthanksforallthefish42:

slytherinconservative:

cloudfreed:

elle-emeno-pee:

iscaro:

i would buy this

same tho

this is like reverse sneaking out. sneak even further into your own home

that knife-wielding murderer that i’ve worried about since childhood cant find me now

^

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just-shower-thoughts:

Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.

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“ the fuck are you looking at? what’s down there
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Is that the crab that talks about remembering King Triton
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durbikins:

the fuck are you looking at? what’s down there

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Is that the crab that talks about remembering King Triton

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plasmalogical:

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

*put it on and impersonate him

*take it off and impersonate yourself

*put on a dress and do Madea

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