the deducers

they're all gonna laugh at you

This book has led me wrong my whole life.

This book has led me wrong my whole life.

Sometimes burning alive is a better option..

Sometimes burning alive is a better option..

With hair that perfectly quaff, you don’t need to get her drunk…

With hair that perfectly quaff, you don’t need to get her drunk…

He was a happy sky monster whilst looking upon the birds, then they flew away, and he smote the entire city.

He was a happy sky monster whilst looking upon the birds, then they flew away, and he smote the entire city.

Ghost of Colonel Sanders appears at civil war reenactment to provide support, chicken

Ghost of Colonel Sanders appears at civil war reenactment to provide support, chicken

The Daily Paper News
July 11, 2014 | T. Doeringer

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After a prolonged day of intense imaginary battle, the confederate re-enactors grew weary of war and needed sustenance. The hour was late, what could be done. It is written that legendary war time commander Colonel Sanders always predicted the need for food hours before others even realized they were hungry. Today was…

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George Rambo Washington

President finds half eaten sandwich, eats it; Biden pissed

President finds half eaten sandwich, eats it; Biden pissed

The Daily Paper News
July 9, 2014 | T. Doeringer

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President Obama committed the ultimate faux pas by eating Joe Biden’s leftover sandwich.

“He didn’t even check to see who’s it was, he just ate the damn thing.” said Biden, teeth clenched. He continued “I’d been looking forward to that sandwich all day. This is so typical of him, gawd.”

Reports indicate that Biden has…

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But there’s no need for roads where they’re going..
Mr. Piggy

July 2

I broke my arm once to prove how tough I was, I cried – tough tears. I impressed a couple girls and this one dude who always had a sandwich. They all offered themselves to me, but I had to go see a doctor. Doctor said broken arm, I said I want a second opinion. He sent me to a Chinese healer who was located in the back of a Japanese restaurant, those two did not get along, always fighting…

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The Switch
Hook
Not so good for you
My favorite to draw