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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

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25 Most WTF Album Covers

25 Most WTF Album Covers

25 Most WTF Album Covers These you can judge by their covers..

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1. Tijuana Picnic, by Colonel Sanders

wtf tijuana picnic

This is where Colonel Sanders introduced rap to the world, and coincidentally gave new meaning to the term “Tijuana Picnic”

2. Joyce, by Joyce

wtf joyce

No surprises here, Joyce lays it out for you plain. If you’re in the mood for an album that’s warm and delightful,…

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Final Hunger Games book to be turned into 27 movies, one for each chapter

The Daily Paper News
May 29, 2014 | T. Doeringerhttp://www.thededucers.com/

Lionsgate has stated that they like money and for that reason, they plan to stretch out each of the 27 short chapters of Mockingjay into its own movie to increase profits.

How will there be enough plot to fill a 2 1/2 hour movie from a few pages, “doesn’t matter” says studio head Don Honson, “it’s got Jennifer Lawrence, everybody loves Jennifer Lawrence.”

Fans were outraged at the news and plan to express that outrage by only seeing each movie once, or maybe twice at the theaters before buying the special editions on DVD.

With one movie coming out per year, Jennifer Lawrence will be 50 years old when the final movie is released, will she be too old to play the action star, “doesn’t matter” said Honson, “everybody loves Jennifer Lawrence.”

Final Hunger Games book to be turned into 27 movies, one for each chapter

The Daily Paper News
May 29, 2014 | T. Doeringer
http://www.thededucers.com/

Lionsgate has stated that they like money and for that reason, they plan to stretch out each of the 27 short chapters of Mockingjay into its own movie to increase profits.

How will there be enough plot to fill a 2 1/2 hour movie from a few pages, “doesn’t matter” says studio head Don Honson, “it’s got Jennifer Lawrence, everybody loves Jennifer Lawrence.”

Fans were outraged at the news and plan to express that outrage by only seeing each movie once, or maybe twice at the theaters before buying the special editions on DVD.

With one movie coming out per year, Jennifer Lawrence will be 50 years old when the final movie is released, will she be too old to play the action star, “doesn’t matter” said Honson, “everybody loves Jennifer Lawrence.”

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Rappers delight in new pool

Rappers delight in new pool

The Daily Paper News
Aug 7, 2014 | T. Doeringer

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Summer is too damn hot says the Atlanta rap community, we need a pool. And that is just what they got.

“This time, instead of rapping about it, we built it.” Said P-dids Combs

“I’m gonna bring my weights” added 50 cent

“I’m gonna look at Kim’s salacious booty” butted in Kanye

“They wouldn’t let me in” said Eminem…

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